Do You Love Your Dog More Than People? Here Are 13 Signs!

Do you love your dog a little more than most people? You’re not alone! Here are 13 funny (and eerily relatable) signs that your four-legged friend might have taken the top spot in your heart.

1. You greet your dog more enthusiastically than people

When you come home, it’s your dog who gets the biggest smile and warmest hello – not the humans.

2. You talk to your dog like a person

You have deep conversations with your dog – and honestly, you kind of expect a response.

3. You plan your activities around your dog

Vacations, walks, dinner plans – everything is adjusted so your pup can come along.

4. You sleep in weird positions so your dog is comfortable

You twist and contort just to avoid disturbing your peacefully sleeping dog.

5. You buy more gifts for your dog than your friends

Christmas, birthdays – your dog gets presents, maybe even wrapped with a bow.

6. You have a thousand pictures of your dog – and proudly show them off

Your camera roll is overflowing with dog pics, and you show them off like other people show off their kids.

7. You think dogs are better than most people

You’ve said (or thought): “The more I get to know people, the more I love my dog.”

8. You can’t walk past a dog without smiling

Other dogs melt your heart – even if their owners don’t.

9. You say goodbye to your dog when you leave – and apologize when you come home late

You explain where you were and promise it won’t happen again.

10. Your dog has its own seat in the car

Even if that means a friend has to sit in the back.

11. You’ve said, “He/she understands me better than anyone”

And you genuinely mean it.

12. You worry more when your dog is sick than when you are

Your dog’s well-being always comes first.

13. You call yourself your dog’s “mom” or “dad”

And you mean it lovingly – and a little seriously.